working discord bot

bot-modules/basic/basic.js

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+
+module.exports.matches = [ { "!8ball" } ];
+
+function basicRoute(str)
+{
+	if(str.startsWith("!8ball"))
+	{
+		
+	}
+}

main.js

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+const Discord = require("discord.js");
+const Gamedig = require('gamedig');
+const client = new Discord.Client();
+const fs = require('fs');
+const request = require('request');
+const rp = require('request-promise-native');
+const striptags = require('striptags');
+const glob = require('glob');
+const path = require('path');
+const twitter = require('twitter');
+
+var pepesList = [];
+var markov = require('markov');
+var m = markov(2);
+
+const twitterClient = new twitter({
+	consumer_key: 'd1QtB67GohqcCKSD0GdYF1nkh',
+	consumer_secret: 'tYkCxEKIahoykUSS71DgWjK7O1IX5BgGLxOSFE7v0uXLGGviCS',
+	access_token_key: '384120881-IETrcVQHmwWec3jtifY7FhyODRY944ufeEh2pwcT',
+	access_token_secret: 'EtnE7bggaKOrk0pfxkAkQEb7iLe8yyqYm8M7GulAbbwTt'
+});
+
+
+async function generateTwitterEmbed(tweetData)
+{
+}
+
+async function getLatestPost(user)
+{
+//GET https://api.twitter.com/1.1/statuses/user_timeline.json?screen_name=twitterapi&count=2
+	try {
+		let post = await twitterClient.get('statuses/user_timeline', { count: 1, screen_name: user });	
+		console.log(post[0].id_str);
+		return post[0].id_str;
+		
+
+	} catch(e) {
+		return 'reee';
+	}
+	
+}
+
+//returns a word definition from urban dictionary
+async function ud(word)
+{
+	let page = await rp('http://api.urbandictionary.com/v0/define?term=' + word, { json: true });
+	
+	if ( page.result_type === 'exact' )
+	{
+		let defStr = "";
+		defStr += page.list[0].word + "\n\n" + page.list[0].definition + "\n\n" + "Example: " + page.list[0].example;
+		console.log("defStr: " + defStr);
+		return defStr;
+	} else {
+		return "No results.";
+	}
+}
+
+function initMarkov()
+{
+	//get stuff from pol
+	request('https://a.4cdn.org/pol/catalog.json', { json: true }, 
+	(err, res, body) => {
+		if (err) { return console.log(err); }
+		for(let i = 0; i < body.length; i++)
+		{			
+			for(let j = 0; j < body[i].threads.length; j++)
+			{
+				var post = striptags(body[i].threads[j].com);
+				post = post.toLowerCase();
+				m.seed(post);
+
+				if(body[i].threads[j].last_replies == undefined) { continue; }
+				for(let k = 0; k < body[i].threads[j].last_replies.length; k++)
+				{	
+					var post2 = striptags(body[i].threads[j].last_replies[k].com);
+					post2 = post2.toLowerCase();
+					m.seed(post2);
+				}
+			}
+		}
+	});
+	
+}
+
+function loadPepes()
+{
+	
+	fs.readFile('pepes.txt', 'utf8', function (err, data) {
+		if (err) {
+			return console.log(err);
+		}
+		pepesList = data.split("\n");
+	});
+
+
+}
+
+//returns a dank pepe
+function pepe()
+{
+	let dankPepe = new Discord.RichEmbed();
+
+	let selection = Math.floor(Math.random() * (pepesList.length));
+
+	dankPepe.setImage(pepesList[selection]);
+	return dankPepe;	
+}
+
+function magic8ball()
+{
+	const answers = [
+	'It is certain',
+	'It is decidedly so',
+	'Without a doubt',
+	'Yes definitely',
+	'You may rely on it',
+	'As I see it, yes',
+	'Most likely',
+	'Outlook good',
+	'Yes',
+	'Signs point to yes',
+	'Reply hazy try again',
+	'Ask again later',
+	'Better not tell you now',
+	'Cannot predict now',
+	'Concentrate and ask again',
+	"Don't count on it",
+	'My reply is no',
+	'My sources say no',
+	'Outlook not so good',
+	'Very doubtful'	];
+
+	let selection = Math.floor(Math.random() * (answers.length));
+	return answers[selection];
+}
+
+client.on('ready', () => {
+  console.log(`Logged in as ${client.user.tag}!`);
+  loadPepes();
+});
+
+client.on('message', async (msg) => {
+
+  if (msg.content === '!ping') {
+    msg.reply('Pong!');
+  } else if (msg.content === '!8ball') {
+    msg.reply(magic8ball());
+  } else if (msg.content.startsWith('<@' + client.user.id)) {
+    if (msg.content.trim().endsWith('?')) {
+	    msg.reply(magic8ball());
+    }
+  } else if (msg.content === '!mc') {
+    Gamedig.query({
+	type: 'minecraftping',
+	host: 'americastrong.jumpingcrab.com'
+    }).then((state) => {
+	let str = "MINECRAFT SERVER INFO\n";
+	console.log(state);
+	
+	str += "Server Name: " + state.raw.description + "\n";
+	str += "Players: " + state.players.length + "/" + state.maxplayers + "\n";
+	str += "Currently Online: "
+	for (let i = 0; i < state.players.length; i++) {
+		str += state.players[i].name + ", ";
+	}
+	str = str.slice(0, -2);
+	str += "\n";
+
+	msg.reply(str);
+    }).catch((error) => {
+        msg.reply("Server is offline!");
+    });
+  } else if (msg.content === '!gm') {
+	try {
+		let gameinfo = await Gamedig.query({type: 'garrysmod',
+			       host: 'construct420.game.nfoservers.com'});
+		let str = "GARRY'S MOD SERVER INFO\n";
+		
+		str += "Server name: " + gameinfo.name + "\n";
+		str += "Current Map: " + gameinfo.map + "\n";
+		str += "Players: " + gameinfo.players.length + "/" + gameinfo.maxplayers + "\n";
+		str += "Currently Online: "
+		for (let i = 0; i < gameinfo.players.length; i++) {
+			str += gameinfo.players[i].name + ", ";
+		}
+		str = str.slice(0, -2);
+		str += "\n";
+		str += "Server IP: 192.223.30.22\n"
+
+		msg.reply(str); 
+	} catch (err) {
+		console.log(err);
+		msg.reply("Server is offline!");
+	}
+
+  } else if (msg.content === '!pepe') {
+    let chan = msg.channel;
+    let pepeImg = pepe();
+    chan.send(pepeImg);
+  } else if (msg.content.startsWith('!ud')) {
+    let chan = msg.channel;
+    let words = msg.content.substring(msg.content.indexOf(" ") + 1);
+    let def = await ud(words);
+    console.log(def);
+    chan.send("```\n" + def + "```");
+  } else if (msg.content.startsWith('!markov')) {
+    let msgArray = msg.content.split(" ");
+    console.log(msgArray);
+    let chan = msg.channel;
+    if(msgArray[1] && msgArray[2] != null) {
+	let msg2 = m.forward([msgArray[1] + '_' + msgArray[2]], 20).join(' ');
+	chan.send(msgArray[1] + ' ' + msgArray[2] + ' ' + msg2);
+    } else {
+	msg.reply("Usage: !markov <word1> <word2>");
+    }
+
+  } else if (msg.content.startsWith('!bsp')) {
+    let chan = msg.channel;
+    let postId = await getLatestPost('dot_bsp');
+    chan.send("https://www.twitter.com/dot_bsp/status/" + postId);
+  }
+});
+
+client.login('MzYyNzU1MzE3MTczNTgzODcy.DK3R1A.8M22ZkNaaoHy-ifBQwVivSU7svY');

package.json

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+{
+  "name": "dank-bot",
+  "version": "1.0.0",
+  "description": "",
+  "main": "main.js",
+  "dependencies": {
+    "discord.js": "^11.2.1",
+    "gamedig": "^1.0.37",
+    "glob": "^7.1.2",
+    "markov": "0.0.7",
+    "nodemon": "^1.12.1",
+    "npm-init": "^1.3.1",
+    "request": "^2.83.0",
+    "request-promise-native": "^1.0.5",
+    "striptags": "^3.1.0",
+    "twitter": "^1.7.1"
+  },
+  "devDependencies": {},
+  "scripts": {
+    "test": "echo \"Error: no test specified\" && exit 1"
+  },
+  "author": "",
+  "license": "ISC"
+}