dank-bot-js/bot-modules/lewd/module.js

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JavaScript

const Discord = require("discord.js");
const fs = require('fs');
const request = require('request');
const rp = require('request-promise-native');
class Lewd {
constructor() {
this.matches = [ "tits", "ass", "booty", "thicc", "2d", "furry", "sexy", "reddimg", "dick", "cock", "penis", "milf", "fuck", "sex", "degenerate", "milkers", "goth", "btgg" ];
}
async loadSubreddit(name, desired_entries=400) {
let entries = 0;
let entryData = [];
let subredditData = await rp(`https://www.reddit.com/r/${name}/new/.json?limit=100`);
// access if cached
try {
let stats = fs.statSync(`cache/${name}.txt`);
let time_diff = (new Date().getTime() - new Date(stats.mtime).getTime()) / 1000;
if (time_diff > 21600) { throw new Error('Need to update cache!'); }
let entryText = fs.readFileSync(`cache/${name}.txt`);
entryData = JSON.parse(entryText);
console.log(`Loading cached data for ${name}`);
return entryData;
} catch (e) {
console.log(`${name} not cached...`);
}
try {
let sJson = JSON.parse(subredditData);
entryData = entryData.concat(sJson.data.children);
entries += sJson.data.children.length;
while (entries <= desired_entries) {
let after_tag = sJson.data.after;
subredditData = await rp(`https://www.reddit.com/r/${name}/new/.json?limit=100&after=${after_tag}`);
sJson = JSON.parse(subredditData);
entryData = entryData.concat(sJson.data.children);
entries += sJson.data.children.length;
}
console.log(`Writing ${name} data to cache...`);
fs.writeFileSync(`cache/${name}.txt`, JSON.stringify(entryData));
return entryData;
} catch (e) {
console.log("Invalid JSON!");
return "";
}
}
async getRandomEntry(subreddit) {
let srData = await this.loadSubreddit(subreddit);
let count = srData.length;
console.log(`Got ${count} items`);
for(let i = 0; i < 10; i++) {
let selection = Math.floor(Math.random() * count);
let url = srData[selection].data.url;
if(url.endsWith('.jpg') || url.endsWith('.gif') || url.endsWith('.png') || url.endsWith('.jpeg') || url.includes('gfycat.com') ) {
return url.toString();
}
}
return -1;
}
async getRandomRedditImg(sub) {
let rEmbed = new Discord.RichEmbed();
let img = await this.getRandomEntry(sub);
console.log(img);
if(img.includes('gfycat.com')) {
return img;
} else {
rEmbed.setImage(img);
}
return rEmbed;
}
async action(msg) {
let chan = msg.channel;
if(msg.content.startsWith('!tits')) {
chan.send(await this.getRandomRedditImg('homegrowntits+BigBoobsGW+Boobies+hugehangers+biggerthanyouthought+udders+tittydrop'));
} else if (msg.content.startsWith('!booty') || msg.content.startsWith('!ass')) {
chan.send(await this.getRandomRedditImg('bigasses+pawg+slightcellulite'));
} else if (msg.content.startsWith('!thicc')) {
chan.send(await this.getRandomRedditImg('thickthighs+voluptuous+breedingmaterial+thickchixx+plumper+gonewildplus+thickchixxx+bbw_chubby'));
} else if (msg.content.startsWith('!2d')) {
chan.send(await this.getRandomRedditImg('hentai+rule34'));
} else if (msg.content.startsWith('!furry')) {
chan.send(await this.getRandomRedditImg('furry+yiff'));
} else if (msg.content.startsWith('!sexy')) {
chan.send(await this.getRandomRedditImg('lingerie+gonemild'));
} else if (msg.content.startsWith('!reddimg')) {
let contentArr = msg.content.split(" ");
if(contentArr.length < 2) return;
chan.send(await this.getRandomRedditImg(contentArr[1]));
} else if (msg.content.startsWith('!dick') || msg.content.startsWith('!cock') || msg.content.startsWith('!penis')) {
chan.send(await this.getRandomRedditImg('penis+massivecock+ratemycock+sizecomparison+averagepenis+naturalpenis+smallpenis'));
} else if (msg.content.startsWith('!milf')) {
chan.send(await this.getRandomRedditImg('milf+wifesharing+gonewild30plus+milfie'));
} else if (msg.content.startsWith('!fuck') || msg.content.startsWith('!sex')) {
chan.send(await this.getRandomRedditImg('gonewildcouples+nsfw_gif+besthqporngifs+60fpsporn+girlsfinishingthejob+lipsthatgrip+amateurgirlsbigcocks+shelikesitrough'));
} else if (msg.content.startsWith('!degenerate')) {
chan.send(await this.getRandomRedditImg('yiff+cuckold+hotwife+bondage+bdsm+bdsmgw+forcedorgasms+rule34+furry+dominated+teenbdsm+bondageblowjobs+fetish+cumsluts+vore'));
} else if (msg.content.startsWith('!milkers')) {
chan.send(await this.getRandomRedditImg('udders+hugehangers+bigboobsgw+hugeboobs+hugetits+hugeboobgifs'));
} else if (msg.content.startsWith('!goth')) {
chan.send(await this.getRandomRedditImg('gothsluts+bigtiddygothgf+snowwhites+altgonewild'));
} else if (msg.content.startsWith('!btgg')) {
chan.send(await this.getRandomRedditImg('bigtiddygothgf'));
}
}
}
module.exports = Lewd;